1 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:18,233 Damn, Milk. Is you rubbing one out? 2 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:20,767 - Nah, homey, I emptied the clip before lunch. 3 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:23,100 Just getting ready for the tourney in Myrtle Beach. 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,067 - Our first basketball road trip. 5 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,333 You already know what we gotta do. 6 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:27,667 - Yep. Not getting your nut out 7 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:30,300 in some road beef was punishable by caskration 8 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,567 in the "Game of Thrones" era. 9 00:00:31,567 --> 00:00:32,900 - And that's why I got this Black People Skeet app 10 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,367 to help find some smashables. 11 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,900 I just put in the city and line up the kitty. 12 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,300 Meow mean? 13 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:42,367 We finna turn Myrtle Beach into "Squirtle Beach," ya dig? 14 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:44,600 - Hold up. Why is your avi a picture of me? 15 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,500 - I created, like, fifty-leven profiles, 16 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,633 but they kept suspended them shits. 17 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:50,467 - They stay hating on the light-skindid. 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,600 - Yep, so I made one in yo name, Grove, 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,767 and put some extra extras on your bio. 20 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:56,867 - Star legend of the Duncan hoop squad. 21 00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:58,367 Better have two bad ones 22 00:00:58,367 --> 00:01:00,133 that can handle the nine for my nigs? 23 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,433 - Aah! 24 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:03,900 So you got any prospects? - A few slopdiggles, 25 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:04,967 but it's a numbers game. 26 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:06,433 Mo' swipin' means mo' pipin'. 27 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,767 - You goddamn right, motherfucker. 28 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:11,433 Now pay attention! 29 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:13,233 - Boom, bitch. I got a match. 30 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:14,300 - Damn, my nig, she a bad one, 31 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,067 and she got some bad friends too. 32 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,667 - Hey, not it to smash the becky. 33 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:21,067 - Slide in her DM. Don't be thirsty, 34 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:21,933 but don't be romantic neither. 35 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:24,467 - Chill. I dos this. 36 00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:31,333 What them stank holes do? Heart emoji. 37 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,067 - Dis nigga. 38 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,767 What? 39 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,933 - I still can't believe you tricked off 40 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:45,167 a guaranteed three-peat. 41 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,600 Now we ain't gon' never get our road nuts. 42 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,133 - There finna be plenty other pokeables in Myrtle Beach. 43 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:51,533 - Yeah, so you fresh fish bitches 44 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,400 think you're gonna shuck some clams? 45 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,667 Uh, negative. 46 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:59,633 - We don't think. We know, buster. 47 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:03,067 - Uh, no freshman's ever gotten play on their first road trip. 48 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,867 - Uh, this bag is from the Westbrook Collection. 49 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,333 Man, fuck y'all. 50 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,067 - They don't want you to board Jet Black Airlines, 51 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:17,500 but we gon' board anyway 52 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,367 'cause we smart, we loyal, and we the best. 53 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:22,467 - Wait, where we supposed to sit? 54 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:23,567 - This is Jet Black Airlines. 55 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:27,500 Seating is first come, first swerve. 56 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,367 - Aye, we gotta cut to the front of the line. 57 00:02:29,367 --> 00:02:30,467 Let's roll. 58 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,067 - Why did we cut to the front of the line 59 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:34,167 to sit all the way in the back? 60 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,567 - For Rosa Parks, buster. 61 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:36,867 Now, I don't know about y'all, 62 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:38,567 but I got some mile-high club to join. 63 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,333 I'm about to hit the boo-boo box. 64 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:41,500 Rhi-Rhi finna get that work. 65 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:47,467 - Yo, I'm a little nervous. 66 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,800 - For what? - This is my first flight, 67 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,100 and my weather app say it's a hurricane coming. 68 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,633 - Don't worry. I've got some movies 69 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,200 to take our minds off of it. 70 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,467 I got "Turbulence," "Snakes on a Plane," 71 00:02:57,467 --> 00:03:00,200 "Crash," "Final Destination" 1 and 2, 72 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,500 "Fallen from the Sky," 73 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,967 and my personal favorite, "La Bamba." 74 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,067 - Y'all looking at the newest and truest member 75 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,367 of the mile-high club. 76 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:10,667 - What happened to the box of rubbers? 77 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:12,667 - They all skeeted up. 78 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,167 Now y'all gon' show me some love or what? 79 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:18,800 - You do realize that the plane is still on the ground, right? 80 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,200 - Aww, fuck. 81 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,967 all: 82 00:03:26,267 --> 00:03:27,933 - We the O-Dogs. all: 83 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:29,567 - Not them other dudes. all: 84 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:30,967 - We the shit, they some bitches. 85 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,333 You know who to choose. 86 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,267 - Who the fuck are the O-Dogs? 87 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:35,800 - Don't worry about it, Medina. 88 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,800 They ain't gon' holla at you no way. 89 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,567 - Omarion Ty Ty. all: 90 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,333 - Cal State Chamberlain Hills. all: 91 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:46,133 - College party on Statutory Saturday. 92 00:03:46,133 --> 00:03:47,333 all: 93 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,067 - Ooh, it's Statutory Saturday, girl. 94 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:53,500 This is our chance to turn up with some real men. 95 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,100 - Not you. Not you. 96 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,800 Not you. You know! 97 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,633 - Can y'all speak up? 98 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:04,600 I can only hear bitches with invitations. 99 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,900 - Well, bitch, you driving. 100 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,900 - I guess we all about to get our nuts. 101 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,833 - Now listen up, motherfuckers. 102 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,067 Now, I know what y'all scheming on. 103 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,600 You finally get out of Chamberlain Heights 104 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,900 and you're hoping to hit the streets 105 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:24,067 and get you some of that South Carolina strange. 106 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,067 Well, too bad, motherfuckers, 107 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,233 'cause Coach Jerry is doing bed checks 108 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,767 at 11:00 motherfucking sharp. 109 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:33,100 And if you ain't in your beds, he has a hall pass 110 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,133 to hit the showers with you motherfuckers. 111 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:40,067 Now I'm gonna go find somebody to cheat on my wife with. 112 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:42,433 I'll see you motherfuckers at the game tomorrow. 113 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,433 Hey, you foxy motherfucker. 114 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:47,333 What them stank holes do? 115 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,133 - Aw, shit. 116 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,400 - We about that life. 117 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,600 - This what I'm talking about, my nigs. 118 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,400 - Yep, I'ma give her a little doggy, 119 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,600 a little missionary, 120 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,100 and then I might even kiss her. 121 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,533 - I'ma be right here letting her ride it and abide it 122 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,533 'cause I'm a giver, not a taker. 123 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,900 - Why I gotta sleep on the thot cot? 124 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,733 - 'Cause slavery was a bitch. 125 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:07,833 - Haters. 126 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,100 - Housekeeping. 127 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,967 - Aye, somebody tell that bitch to make me some pancakes. 128 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:17,433 We got you on housekeeping? 129 00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:19,600 I mean, I knew you were some fuck boys, 130 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,467 but I didn't think you'd be that fuckable. 131 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:22,833 - Aww, come on, man. 132 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,467 What you doing? 133 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:26,700 - Oh, well, looks like no badussy 134 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,467 for the shit crew this trip. 135 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:31,067 Shocker. 136 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:32,567 - I don't even know what to say, man. 137 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,533 I'm just gonna stand here and mumble something. 138 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,700 - I ain't even gonna front. 139 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,433 I look like Machine Gun Kelly black ass. 140 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,900 - Yeah, my shit kind of wavy. 141 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,967 Thotties finna be flocking on the beach. 142 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:43,433 - They got me looking all grown and shit. 143 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,067 - You sure about that, my nig? 144 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:47,667 You look like you got in trouble for a bad report card. 145 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,200 - You just jealous I look like LeBron 146 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,567 in about two seasons. 147 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,833 - Time to hit the beach 148 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,900 and snag us some thotties for tonight, my nigs. 149 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,067 Aah. 150 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,767 What's good, Selma? 151 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:03,700 You trying to get sprayed by this fire hose? 152 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,400 Aah. Aye, Myrtle Beaches, 153 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,767 y'all trying to get this triple double like Westbrook? 154 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,367 Aah. What up, bodiquas? 155 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,400 You trying to erect this wall? You paying for it, though. 156 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,767 Aah. - Damn, boos. 157 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:17,367 - Told you, shit crew. Don't matter where you go, 158 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,933 you'll never get any play. 159 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:22,400 - Damn, Milk, why you gotta be so aggressive all the time? 160 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,400 - Yeah, my nig. 161 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,067 You can't be mean to the girls 162 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,167 until after you beat their cakes. 163 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:28,967 Then they cool with it. 164 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:33,067 - Can y'all speak up a little bit? 165 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,400 both: Aw, hell yeah. - Yeah, my nigs. 166 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,767 - We about to get our whoop-de-whoop. 167 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:38,167 Hell, yeah, we about to get our nut. 168 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:45,967 - Jerry better hurry up with this bed check. 169 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:48,167 Can't keep our boos waiting. 170 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,400 - Oh, shit, Grover, hit the lights. 171 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,367 - Aw, yeah. 172 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:54,700 There--oh, where's it at. Oh... 173 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,700 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we-- 174 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,267 ah... 175 00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:59,733 Ah, smells so good. 176 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:01,333 - What is you doing, Jerry? 177 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,867 - Uh, uh... 178 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:05,367 - Now dip before we tell Coach you sniffed our draws 179 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:06,633 and tried to touch our coochies. 180 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:07,900 - Uh... 181 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,600 - All right, it's go time. 182 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,633 Let's make our next move our best move. 183 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:14,200 - Yep. We all about to get our nuts. 184 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,133 The coast looks decently clear. 185 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,467 Now, let's make moves like Olajuwanna Man. 186 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,700 - Oh, shit. There they go. 187 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,533 - Damn, I might consider smashing that becky. 188 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:29,833 - We finna be legends, my nigs. 189 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:34,933 Hurricane Jermaine. 190 00:07:34,933 --> 00:07:37,600 - Oh, my God, open the door. - My hair getting all wet. 191 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,500 all: Aww, shit. 192 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,867 - Somebody call the ambalamps! 193 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:44,767 - Somebody call the ambalamps! 194 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,900 - Hey, open the door. 195 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,733 - My weave. - Don't worry, we'll save you. 196 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:51,333 - I love you. 197 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:52,533 - Come on. It's not a joke. 198 00:07:52,533 --> 00:07:54,200 Y'all gotta let me in. 199 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,467 - Hey, man, y'all need to open the door. 200 00:07:56,467 --> 00:07:58,733 Our boos is stuck out there. 201 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:00,900 - Have you lost your goddamn mind? 202 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,733 - Ain't nobody got time for you. 203 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:11,467 - Yo, where our boos at? 204 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,667 - Shit, I don't know. 205 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,633 - Man, this is a straight-up disaster. 206 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:16,900 - Shoot, maybe for y'all. 207 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,967 I'm just finna go upstairs and give Rhi-Rhi the business. 208 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:20,833 - Nah, Milk, we gotta do something 209 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,400 before FEMA gets here and starts killing people. 210 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,400 Ooh, I got an idea. 211 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,567 To the beat suite. 212 00:08:30,933 --> 00:08:32,133 - I don't get it. 213 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:34,067 Why hasn't anyone asked us to dance? 214 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:36,967 We cute, underage, and slightly drunk. 215 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,400 - Yeah, they ain't even paying us no attention. 216 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,900 - That's all you got, nigga? 217 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,933 - This party's lame. We ready to go. 218 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,700 - Uh-uh, finally a healthy girl is getting some play, 219 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,233 and I got the car, so we staying. 220 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:51,933 - Ooh, wait a minute, y'all. 221 00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:54,067 I see three O-Dogs coming our way. 222 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,333 - Come on. Join the party. 223 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,567 I'm about to run a train on y'all niggas. 224 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,400 - Grab all the blankets and towels, my nigs, 225 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,933 even my ass rags. 226 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:12,067 This ain't enough, guys, we still need more. 227 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:13,700 - We could jack Randy bitch ass. 228 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,600 - You ain't never lied. 229 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:18,600 - Man come on who the hell is you? 230 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,067 Put Randy on the phone, 231 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,067 motherfucker! - What up, Coach B? 232 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,300 Crazy weather, huh? - Fuck the weather! 233 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,900 Get yo asses to my room immediately. 234 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,500 And leave your door open. Jerry's coming by 235 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,300 to drop off your jersey's, motherfuckers. 236 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,600 - Yes, sir, Coach. We're coming right now. 237 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,267 Let's go, guys. Coach B wants us. 238 00:09:34,267 --> 00:09:35,600 He sounded pissed. 239 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,267 - Man, I can't believe this man's trying to make... 240 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,067 - We got it all. 241 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,800 Let's bounce before Randy and them get back. 242 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,900 - Y'all go grab one of them maid carts. 243 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,567 I'll be right behind you, my nigs. 244 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,533 Now who the shit crew? 245 00:09:57,067 --> 00:10:00,100 We got towels, blankets, and ass rags. 246 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,000 - This was genius, Jamal. 247 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,467 - I told y'all to trust me. 248 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:06,433 - Hey, my nigs, there go our boos right there. 249 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,867 - Oh, hell, yeah. 250 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,300 Let's go pull up on 'em. 251 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,533 - We been looking all over for y'all. 252 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:14,067 Why you ain't hit us? - This thot dropped her phone 253 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,433 in the water like a idiot, so I couldn't message you. 254 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,467 - Ugh, what kind of haircuts y'all rocking? 255 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,733 - This that new Chamberlain Heights look. 256 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:22,367 Y'all wouldn't know nothing about it, 257 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,800 but trust, it's wavy. 258 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,067 - Ah, okay. We feeling it. 259 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:28,433 - What's y'all excuse? 260 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,367 - You know weaves is allergic to the elements, 261 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,900 but this becky right here, got the good hair. 262 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:35,433 - No, bitch, I just got Creole in my family. 263 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,500 - Oh, for real? Me too, 264 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,000 but we was finna sweat them weaves out anyway. 265 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,267 - Is that right? 266 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,900 Y'all don't look like no superstars. 267 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,900 More like some scrubs. 268 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,633 - We some legends, and if you come to our room, 269 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:48,533 we'll show you how we finger roll. 270 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,667 - Uh-uh. Nope. 271 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:53,733 - Girl, these dudes is dusty. They'll never be league. 272 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,333 - Where else we gonna go? At least they got a warm shower, 273 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,067 and we'll figure out a way to get rid of 'em. 274 00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,467 - True. - Yep. 275 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,467 - Well, we can't go home until it stops hurricaning, 276 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,767 so we'll come chill. 277 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,533 - Thank you, Hurricane Jermaine. 278 00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,067 - The guys may be on some bullshit, 279 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,767 but at least the food is on point. 280 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,833 - These wings are everything. 281 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,200 Too bad they cold, though. 282 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,533 - You should warm your food up like me. 283 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:22,067 Almost ready. 284 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,700 - Aw, damn. 285 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,433 Did somebody run over a skunk? 286 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,967 - Yeah, it smells like someone's allergic to meat. 287 00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:31,067 - Uh, I got a call to make. 288 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,133 I'll be right back. 289 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,800 - Have you placed your bet yet? 290 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,867 - Bets for what? - For the Slump Busting. 291 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,967 See, look, we find the fattest girl 292 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,233 for the pledge to smash. Us bros hide in the closet, 293 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,067 and when we jump out and she tries to escape, 294 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,500 the pledge has to hold on to her for eight seconds. 295 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,400 It is hilarious. 296 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,467 - Say, bro, are you okay? 297 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:56,100 It smells real bad. 298 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,533 I got Crohn's disease, nigga. 299 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,233 They're gonna try to run a train on Medina 300 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,667 and embarrass her, y'all. 301 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,433 - Aw, that's messed up. 302 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,833 - Omarion. 303 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,733 Formation. 304 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:09,700 - We should probably help her. 305 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,533 - Slump Busters, to the throne! 306 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,367 - Well, you know, good for her. 307 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,833 I guess there's somebody for everybody. 308 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,600 - I can't believe you, Cindy. 309 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,467 Medina's about to lose all her self-respect 310 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:25,300 and dignity to a pack of Omarions 311 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,700 and all you can think about is yourself. 312 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,933 - But what can we do now? 313 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,067 Looks like the train already left the station. 314 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:33,933 - All aboard, motherfuckers! 315 00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:35,467 - Maybe we can drug 'em. 316 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,067 They can't run a train when they're all asleep, right? 317 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,967 - Where you gonna get that many drugs? 318 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,067 Fine. 319 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,800 Take whatever you want, but the crack rock is mine. 320 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,500 - So what y'all trying to do? 321 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,333 - Yeah, should we do one of them draft lotteries 322 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,433 to see who smashing who or just hit the lights 323 00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,767 and get on that natural selection? 324 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,200 - How about this? We'll take off these wet clothes 325 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,367 and hop in the shower 326 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,700 and y'all go put on some rubbers, 327 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,167 and we'll show you what these stank holes do. 328 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,133 both: Rubbers? 329 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,333 - Y'all got some condoms, right? 330 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,167 - Nah, we some real-league types. 331 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,400 We only go raw. 332 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,967 - Sorry, boos. Y'all ain't starters. 333 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:11,900 No jimmy hat, no kitty cat. 334 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,733 - No strap, no stroke. 335 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,433 - No latex, no anal. 336 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:19,267 - Girl, you dumb. Get your ass in this bathroom. 337 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:22,200 - The only way we dunking our balls in they cups is 338 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,800 if we get some straps. 339 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,267 - We can hit the store right there. 340 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,967 - I don't know, y'all. This hurricane ain't no buster. 341 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,333 It's flooding pretty bad out there 342 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,500 and I can't swim. - Hold up, Grover. 343 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,567 Are you really gonna let a category six hurricane 344 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,367 keep us from smashing? 345 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,200 - Yeah, it's barely bigger than Katrina. 346 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,867 - Fuck it, Hurricane Jermaine can't fade the legend. 347 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:50,867 - Yo, this wind is scarier 348 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,133 than Draymond Green's dick pic. 349 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,467 - We almost there, my dudes. 350 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,267 It's actually about to happen. Thanks, LeBron. 351 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,067 - I love you guys, man. 352 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,867 Oh, shit! 353 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,633 - God damn levies! 354 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,100 - Hey, let's jump on that L. 355 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,200 - We ain't taking no L, buster. 356 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,200 - That's what they want us to do. 357 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,233 - You smart. - Come on, y'all. 358 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,333 If we don't hop on this L, we gon' take one. 359 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,333 Oh, shit, we losing ground. 360 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,733 - Yo, Grover, if we get merced out here, 361 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,500 you think they'll give us a Facebook tribute page? 362 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,467 - Hopefully LeBron will see our story 363 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,133 and pay for our funeral. 364 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,200 - Man, fuck. 365 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:53,100 Hop on, my dudes. 366 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,733 - Damn, Milk, how come you never told us 367 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,467 your Michael Phelps game is so strong? 368 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:00,800 - Fuck that white boy. 369 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,067 Y'all better not tell nobody I can swim. 370 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,767 - For real, though, Milk, this is unanimous decision. 371 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:07,967 Since you saved our lives, you can say "nig" 372 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,100 for the rest of the road trip. 373 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,933 - Hold up. For real? 374 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,100 - It's a new day in Civil Rights. 375 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,233 - Appreciate you... 376 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,400 my nig. 377 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,867 So beautiful. 378 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:23,067 - Now, lets go get our motherfucking nuts. 379 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,900 - Aw, damn, did one of you guys wet fart? 380 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,233 Whoever smelt it dealt it, 381 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:38,767 stinky booty boy. - Ah, was it you, Hoffart? 382 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,233 Where the fuck is it coming from then? 383 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:42,067 It stinks. 384 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,333 - Oh, man, Randy, somebody took 385 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,067 a little boo-boo-booie in your Louie. 386 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,400 - Aw, not the Louie! 387 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,567 Aw, the shit crew is dead! 388 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,600 - I think LeBron just saying 389 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,400 it wasn't meant to be on this trip. 390 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,467 - I can't believe this, man. 391 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:02,200 Please, God, just caskrate these balls 392 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,200 and get it over with. 393 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,767 - What the fuck is this nig doing? 394 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,200 Oh, shit, he gon' kill us. 395 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,700 - Oh, shit. - Yo. 396 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,667 - What the fuck? 397 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,167 - It was nice knowing you, my nigs. 398 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:23,767 - Hold up. Is that Delonte West? 399 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,867 - Yeah. 400 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,600 - Appreciate you, Delonte. - Yeah. 401 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,167 - Aye, yo, where them Jeter sleeves at? 402 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,233 Yo, I got dibs on the maggies. 403 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,767 - Mr. West, you are a real one, my nig. 404 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,800 - Appreciate you, my nig. - Thanks, my nig. 405 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,067 - Planes, trains, or automobiles. 406 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,767 You better have my donuts. 407 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:50,900 - Aye, what he say? 408 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,167 - Da fwa? 409 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,900 - Aye, Delonte, can I ask you something? 410 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,133 - Yeah. 411 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,933 - Well, uh, yeah, see. 412 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,800 I heard a rumor that-- did you, like, uh... 413 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,367 - Did you fuck LeBron's mom or what, man? 414 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,833 - Yeah. 415 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,600 Legend. 416 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,800 - All right, it's game time, my nigs. 417 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,133 - What? Failing to prepare 418 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,400 is preparing to fail. 419 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,667 - That's a great call. 420 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,367 - You a genius, my nig. 421 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,567 - Come on, y'all. 422 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,933 A bitch ready to get her slump busted. 423 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,500 - What the fuck? 424 00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,300 - Open up, shit crew! 425 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,900 I know you're in there! 426 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,867 Whoa, the shit crew actually had some things lined up. 427 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,200 Where are those turd nuggets at, anyway? 428 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,367 - They went to the store, but they been gone a cool minute. 429 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,967 Who is y'all niggas? - Oh, us? 430 00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,867 Oh, who we's be? Oh, we's be the stars 431 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,367 of the Duncan basketball team, sweet thang. 432 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,067 - Oh, okay. 433 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,467 Come inside. Also enter. 434 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,067 - But we don't got straps. 435 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:11,067 - You're starters. You don't need straps. 436 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,200 - Somebody roofied all my dick, y'all. 437 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,833 - We did it, Medina. Can't you see? 438 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,933 They were just using you for a hazing ritual. 439 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,900 God knows they didn't want you for you. 440 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,267 - You think I didn't know what was going on? 441 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,867 They weren't gonna run a train on me. 442 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,600 I was gonna run a train on them, 443 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,067 and you nosey, malnourished heifers 444 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,067 unempowered a bitch. 445 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,400 - Mm, mm, mm. 446 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,600 - LaDante, what are you doing here? 447 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,633 - I smelled all the inebriated college ass 448 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,067 just here for the taking. 449 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,633 - Yo, bro, spit something, homey. 450 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:06,367 Enjoy this, my fellow legends, 451 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:08,967 and remember... 452 00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,067 you'll never forget your first. 453 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,400 - What y'all doing with our breezys? 454 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,467 - What does it look like we're doing? 455 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,567 We're shucking your clams bareback. 456 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,500 Unlike you guys, we get burn. 457 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,567 - Oh, man, seriously, it's a little bit more of a itch 458 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,767 than a burn. - Come on, Randy. 459 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,633 How you just gonna slide in our work like that? 460 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,967 We wasn't really even tripping on the hazing, but damn. 461 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,900 This right here just ain't being a good teammate. 462 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,433 - You wanna talk about not being a good teammate? 463 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,633 Which one of you guys one-pieced in my Louie? 464 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,967 - How dare you downgrade it to a one-piece. 465 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,967 I clipped off a perfect Nike swoosh. 466 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,067 - All right, fine. 467 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:43,933 I'll pass the ball around a little bit. 468 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,500 You guys wanna join in? 469 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,767 Here, take the other end. 470 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,833 This nigga. 471 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,767 - I can't believe these hoes had the audacity 472 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,767 to show up at the game. - That's right. 473 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:08,467 Go Duncan! - Let's go, Randy! 474 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,867 - At least we still got a few days left 475 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,067 to try and get our nuts. - Not happening, my dude. 476 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,467 Everyone in town know we suck now. 477 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,267 - It's a cold game, my... 478 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,700 nigs. Hee-hee. 479 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,500 Damn, I thought for the rest of the trip 480 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,633 I was free to say "nig"? Ooh. 481 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,967 - Unfortch, your nig pass was revoked 482 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,067 after Randy and them snatched our scrallywags last night. 483 00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:31,433 - Yep, that word is back on the banned substance list. 484 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,367 - Man, y'all some damn renegers. 485 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,567 - Shit, he found a loophole. 486 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:40,000 - I'm frigging... 487 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,500 - I guess that's what happens 488 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,433 when you don't strap up on road trips. 489 00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,733 - Aw, hell no. 490 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,633 - Milk, you know what to do. - Way ahead of you. 491 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,467 What them stank holes do? 492 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,367 - Yeah.